This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
100 GLEE MOMENTS:
↳ 23/100: i’m gonna make it a habit not to stop and talk to students
all the fandoms
all of them should reblog this
what r you talking about i fuckin died
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck